Piranhas are
fun
when
they're in aquariums.
But don't be dumb.
Pet a piranha and you might lose your thumb.
Oooh, piranhas.
Oooh, piranhas.
Little fish with big-ass mouths.
What if they migrate from down south?
Maybe they know just where you live.
Maybe you drain things with a sieve.
Razor-sharp their teeth will slice
through any anti-fish device.
They bite you when you're on the john.
If they could fly they would be spawn.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas have fun
with your equilibrium.
The bell gets rung.
Even Madonna knows piranhas get some.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas.
From somewhere in the Amazon...
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas come
to eat your mom.
Piranhas.
They bite you when you're on the john.
Oooh, piranhas.
If they could fly they would be spawn.
Piranhas.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas.
Oooh, piranhas.
Piranhas. |